Duck, 23, is the alter-ego of John McCarroll, a world-renowned cider expert and frog finder. He is the author of Land of Dissidence; Moroccan Schemata of Power, Colonial Ethnography, and the Western Sahara, sure to pop up on bookshelves near you soon.

The Dumb One is an example of irony from Kevin Diamond, who is a rock star. If you have GTAIV you can listen to his songs when you drive a car. Otherwise, you can find his bands SHARK?! and Sodium Beast on the internet, please make sure you send him $4.20 for each stream.